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April 2005
What are those pesky celebs up to now???
April 2005 is definitely a month when the celebs will suffer
from ‘loose lip’ syndrome. One slip of the tongue (or sticking
their tongue in someone else’s mouth at the most inappropriate
time) – plus scandalous stories of more sex tapes and recorded
phone conversations between horny Aries getting in on with
people they should not be getting it on with…all this and
more is coming our way in April.
Aries along with Leos rank the highest in sheer numbers when
it comes to celebs. Aries are ruled by Mars, the planet of
passion and energy, so acting, singing, being outrageous and
diva like is all part and parcel of their sign appeal and
tendency to want to hog the spotlight.
Aries celebs include:
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
- Kevin Federline (aka Mr Britney Spears)
- Reese Witherspoon
- Kiera Knightley
- Lara Flynn Boyle
- Elton John
- Steven Tyler
- Mariah Carey
- Quentin Tarantino
- Vince Vaughn
- Elle McPherson
- Norah Jones
- Celine Dion
- Warren Beatty
- Ewan McGregor
- Christopher Walken
- Jennifer Garner
- James Caan
- Alec Baldwin
- Eddie Murphy
- Heath Leger
- Robert Downey Jr
- Russell Crowe
- Hugh Hefner
- Mandy Moore
- Joss Stone
- Claire Danes
- Andy Garcia
- Victoria Beckham
- Kate Hudson
- Ashley Judd
Notice how many singers/entertainers are in the line up?
Mariah, Elton, Celine Dion,
Joss Stone, Norah Jones…and that’s
not including Aries Chaka Khan, Aretha
Franklin, Reba MCEntire, Eric
Clapton, Debbie Reynolds and Vince
Gill in there either.
Let’s check out star movements through April 2005…
- Mercury is retrograde in Aries through April 12 (not good
for air and fire signs)
- The Sun is in Aries through April 20, after which it
moves into Taurus
- Venus is in Aries through April 16, then moves into Taurus
- Mars remains in Aquarius through the entire month of
April
- 2 eclipses – a solar eclipse in Aries April 9 and a lunar
eclipse in Scorpio, April 24
Mercury retrograde is the main reason why the cosmic poop
is going to hit the fan. Murphy’s Law of ‘whatever can go
wrong will go wrong’ is in full effect through mid-April.
And as Mercury is out of phase in Aries, it makes sense that
Aries will be the most affected. April is the month when we
will see more of Paris Hilton type text messages and the phone
numbers of every celeb friend and contact up on the Internet
for the entire world to see. Pictures of people in compromising
situations and relationships breaking up to make up will all
be part and parcel of the onset of winter.
Everyone is very interested in Jennifer and
Brad and I really do think they will reconcile
and announce they are back together. Their charts are complicated
– Jenn’s an Aquarius, Brad’s a Sag – freedom loving, independent
and no nonsense signs that can compete against each other
and rub each other the wrong way. But, together they do share
a love for travel, athletics and conversation. They will find
themselves questioning their break up all month long, but
particularly around the spectacular lunar eclipse in Scorpio
on the 24th – which is definitely going to be make or break
time for this marriage.
Same goes for the 2 goats who recently broke up and now
look like getting back together – Kate Bosworth &
Orlando Bloom – this is not an easy match! 2
signs together in a relationship is never easy - Jude
Law and Sienna Miller are 2 Capricorns
dating as well – and the gossip mags are always full of fights/spats
and drama concerning them. If there was ever a time when we
found out more about these people or saw them finally sort
themselves out, it will be towards the end of April, when
a passionate and explosive Scorpio lunar eclipse forces them
to sit down and work things out.
I see news leaking about Jennifer Garner and
her Leo lover Ben Affleck in April – maybe a
hush hush wedding or baby news or something more scandalous
that they don’t want us to know about?
Mariah Carey is still carrying on with her
diva demands, even though her star power is certainly waning
and is almost burnt out, due to her Aries antics. Don’t be
surprised if she comes up with some crazy publicity stunt
to get herself on the front page and it backfires miserably
mid-month. Aries do tend to burn the candle at both ends as
well as annoying people to the point that they are too hot
to touch type thing – like Elton John and his
tirades of late against Madonna of all people!
Ouch Elton – you’re playing with Leo fire there! And you will
get burnt!
Vince Vaughn tends to fly below the radar
most of the time – until he got caught out smooching Aquarian
Jennifer Aniston a few months ago. But he has
that smoldering Aries energy that you know is itching to get
out and play and April could be the month when we see him
caught up in some sort of scandal or affair that has people
really sitting up and taking notice of him.
Russell Crowe and drama seem to go hand in
hand and you have to wonder if he doesn’t actually enjoy seeing
himself on the front pages yet again for something naughty
he’s done! With Mercury out of phase through mid-April, the
real reason ‘Eucalyptus’ didn’t go ahead might be revealed
and it will be quite a shock for everyone.
Victoria Beckham is never far from the scandal
pages and with a solar eclipse in Aries April 9, there is
more to come. Rumors of eating disorders and depression seem
to follow her wherever she goes and with a lunar eclipse on
the 24th in her hubby’s relationship zone, she and David
Beckham could be photographer arguing ferociously
towards the end of the month.
Kate Hudson is married to Capricorn Chris Robinson
and it is a difficult match. So far, so good, but with Saturn
(Capricorns’ ruler) having just moved direct and their career
and life plans differing, we might just see the first signs
of trouble between this married Hollywood couple.
All in all, an exciting month, full of scandal and intrigue
and rumors, most of which will prove untrue or greatly exaggerated.
On a sad note, we heard about divorce proceedings starting
between Aquarian Denise Richards & Virgo
Charlie Sheen. A very difficult star match – she is
an air sign, stubborn and erratic, Charlie is an earth sign
who has an excuse/answer for everything – which Denise can
pick apart in 5 seconds flat. Michael Jackson
and Lisa Marie Presley are the same match and
we all saw what happened to that union! Not much of a recommendation
for that match up is it??
Keep your cameras and your mobiles handy in case you happen
to see or hear anything juicy or scandalous when hanging out
in hot spots where celebs tend to mingle!
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