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May 2006
May is the month for famous and fabulous Taurus the bull
to blow out their birthday candles, as well as preen under
the Sun and other planetary activity in their sign. Being
an earth sign, ruled by Venus the beautifier, Taureans tend
to be good looking (if slightly on the metro sexual side for
the males of the species). The women are usually goddesses
and have very good features, but for both men and women, Taureans
tend to be serious and in many ways, ‘hard work’
for those people trying to get an autograph, interview or
date with one of them!
Let’s have a cosmic peek at some Taurus celebs:
- George Clooney
- David Beckham
- The Rock
- Uma Thurman
- Penelope Cruz
- Tori Spelling
- Janet Jackson
- Tim McGraw
- Kelly Clarkson
- Michelle Pfeiffer
- Kirsten Dunst
- Andre Agassi
- Al Pacino
- Jessica Alba
- Renee Zellweger
- Barbra Streisand
- Jason Biggs
- Daniel Johns
- Daniel Day-Lewis
- Tony Blair
- Enrique Iglesias
- Darren Hayes
- Billy Joel
- Bono
- Holly Valance
- Natasha Richardson
- Cate Blanchett
- Jamie Lynn-Sigler
As you can see from our list of Taurus celebs, good looks
run rampant through the sign. And Taureans tend to ‘behave
themselves’ – there’s no sex tapes or arrests
for bashing photographers or partners. Janet Jackson has long
denied she has a child with ex El De Barge. Billy Joel has
had his fair share of drunk driving charges and Tim McGraw
got into trouble for hitting a police horse years ago –
but compared to Sagittarians and Aries…nothing that
hair raising!
So let’s see what the planets are up to in May and
how it’s going to affect our celebs:
Planetary placements:
Sun in Taurus through May 22, then moves into Gemini
Full Moon in Scorpio – Saturday May 13
New Moon in Gemini – Saturday May 27
Mercury in Taurus through May 20, then Gemini through June
3
Venus in Pisces through May 3, then Aries through May 30
Jupiter retrograde in Scorpio through July 5
Mars in Cancer through June 4
May in a cosmic nutshell…
An intense Full Moon in Scorpio on May 13 assures us all
that May will be a month when all sorts of secrets and hidden
agendas come out of their hiding places. If our Taurus (or
Scorpio) celebs have any skeletons rattling around in the
closet, they could come spilling out mid month. Scorpios especially
will be struggling to find ways to hide them from prying eyes
for much longer and Taureans will find that their ‘silent
treatment’ is no longer the way to get what they want.
Mercury, the planet of speak up and be heard spends most of
May in Taurus, following the Sun very closely through the
zodiac at this time of year. As the weather changes, so do
our mind sets. Venus in Aries most of May will have fire signs
(Aries, Leo and Sagittarians) fired up and if there will be
plenty of unexpected hook ups in May, due to the aggressive
nature of Venus. Expect more news from the Spears/Federline
camp – as she is a Sagittarius and he is an Aries. Pregnancy
rumors abound and if she is pregnant, news will leak in May
– especially around the time of the Full Moon midmonth.
One couple that is sure to cause trouble and drama in May
is the coupling of recently separated Aquarius Denise
Richards and Cancer Richie Sambora.
Denise is going through a very bitter and extremely public
nasty divorce from Virgo Charlie Sheen,
while Ritchie was thrown out by Libran wife Heather
Locklear when she found suggestive photos of
another woman in his e-mail box. The weird thing is that Denise
and Heather are/were good friends and being an Aquarius and
a Libra, are a great match. However, Aquarians are ruled by
Uranus, the planet of detachment and can do things that no
one else can do if it’s what they want to do. So it’s
not totally surprising that this has happened. Maybe Heather
will hook up with Charlie? Bottom line – Aquarius and
Cancer is not such a great love match. She needs her space,
he will smother her, but it is sure to stick in the Virgo
craw of Charlie – who is a very possessive and jealous
sign.
One thing is for sure – Heather will NEVER forgive Denise
for dating her hubby so soon after their split. Libran women
will put up with a lot – but not this much.
The New Moon in Gemini May 27 will affect all air and fire
signs – and we could see some major celebrity flip flops
after the 22nd, when the Sun and Mercury spark up in Gemini.
Twinster Nicole Kidman is supposedly
engaged and marrying her Scorpio lover Keith Urban.
She’ll feel either very good about this or decide to
cancel the whole thing by the beginning of June – as
she really gets her head around the idea of getting hitched
(and getting hitched to a Scorpio), after many years of being
single. Keith goes through his Full Moon on the 13th and then
she has her New Moon on the 27th – so May is a make
it or break it time for these 2 Aussies. Interestingly enough,
Tom Cruise, her former hubby, is a Cancer. So Nicole obviously
likes water men, who tend to be sensitive, romantic and passionate.
Taurus Tori Spelling is another
celebrity who ditched her hubby (after 14 months of marriage
and a million dollar plus wedding) and has gone on to greener
pastures, in the form of Scorpio actor Dean McDermott.
While this is a very lusty relationship (think Uma
and Ethan), there is a lot
of jealousy and possessiveness going on between these two
fixed signs. Tori and Dean have to keep a handle on this or
it will end up in drama, cheating and accusations of cheating.
As it is, Dean has gone out and gotten himself a huge tattoo
of Tori on his arm already – let’s hope it works
out!
Speaking of fixed signs, Taurus George Clooney
has spent many years saying he will never marry (again) or
have kids. And while Nicole Kidman has had a long running
bet with him that he will change his mind, he hasn’t
– goes to show you – once a bull makes up his
or her mind, that’s it. Marriage and Taureans is an
interesting thing – while they’re ruled by Venus
the goddess of relationships, not all of them are happily
married or hooked up – they are difficult to get along
with as I said before – especially the men. OR they
end marriages and relationships when the going gets tough
– Jamie Lynn Sigler was married
to her husband AJ DiScala for a
very short time, while Reneee Zellweger
annulled her marriage to Kenny Chesney
(Aries) after just 4 months – implying he was gay in
the process.
Angelina Jolie is due late May/early
June – so she will be having a Gemini child with Sagittarius
partner Brad Pitt. Being a Gemini
herself, this is a good thing for her and for Brad too. The
child will fit into the household and like Ang and Brad, be
low key and easy going. Aquarius ex Jennifer Aniston
and her new lover Aries Vince Vaughn
seem too be chugging along okay – despite constant speculation
about their relationship. The New Moon May 27 impacts Jennifer’s
romance zone and with Venus in Vince’s sign of hurry
up and just do it Aries, don’t be surprised if an engagement
or quickie marriage (or a pregnancy) announcement is made.
All in all, the latter part of May will be more exciting
– once the skeletons brought out of the closet by the
Scorpio Full Moon midmonth are over and done with and the
celebs get on with the important business of entertaining
us…on and off the screen.
Don’t forget to check in next month for more cosmic
celebrity gossip – this time we dish the dirt on Geminis
and those crazy Cancers…good stuff!
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