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September
September is set to be a much slower month for celebrity
watchers and gossips, with 4 planets in conservative (but
naughty on the lowdown) Virgo.
The only hot to trot planetary activity is Venus, the goddess
of love and relationships, which sizzles in lusty Leo from
September 7 through October 4.
Venus in Leo suggests that infidelity will be rampant in
Tinsletown (and in the suburbs of Australia as well!). Libras,
Geminis, Sagittarians, Leos and Aquarians are the most susceptible
to being caught with their knickers down.
Watch out for both single and attached Celebs like Librans
Matt Damon, Guy Pearce,
& Toni Braxton, lions J
Lo & Madonna,
Geminis Kylie & Colin
Farrell, Aquarians Paris Hilton,
Robbie Williams & Lisa Marie
Presley, Sags Britney,
Jake Gyllenhaal and Stuart
Townsend to be caught out there…(here’s hoping
anyway!)
Virgo Celebs include Tim Burton,
Elvis Costello, Jack
Black, Shania Twain,
Michael Jackson, Cameron Diaz,
Richard Gere, Salma
Hayek, Keanu Reeves,
Charlie Sheen, Beyonce
Knowles, Adam Sandler,
Hugh Grant, Ryan Phillippe,
James Gandolfini, Jada
Pinkett-Smith, Nicole Ritchie,
Liam Gallagher, Faith
Hill and Bill Murray.
As you can see, none of the above (except Wacko
Jacko and Huge Grant)
are exactly setting the tabloids on fire right now, or even
over the past few months. Virgo Celebs tend to be very low
key and hate being caught out in embarrassing circumstances.
However, now that Hugh has been caught in print in very public
clinches with Aquarius Jemima Khan (as I accurately predicated
in August Celeb report), it will be interesting to see how
he handles the situation.
Beyonce has been in a very quiet
relationship with Sagittarius hip-hopper Jay-Z
for over a year, but you rarely see any public outings for
the two. While this is not a good match astrologically, I
think that Beyonce needs to be with someone like Jay-Z – older
and wise in the ways of the hip-hop and music world.
And the jury is still out on the marriage of Ryan
Phillippe and Aries Reese Witherspoon.
I predicated last month that this union is not going to last
much longer and still think the pair is ill suited.
Let’s hope that Charlie Sheen can
keep it in his pants and remain faithful to his wife – an
Aquarius. Interesting how both Hugh
and Charlie are with Aquarian women
– as this is not an ideal astro match. Earth and air – it
doesn’t usually work. Michael Jackson
was ‘married’ to Aquarian Lisa Marie Presley,
while Cameron Diaz is on her 2nd
Aquarian partner, the first being bad boy Matt
Dillon, the second her toy boy Justin
Timberlake. There is obviously a fascination
for Virgos with the offbeat and eccentric Aquarians. Maybe
they think they can change them?
Towards the end of the month, the Sun and most of the other
planets slip into Libra – the sign of relationships, so hopefully
we will see more fireworks and drama! And with a drama inducing
Full Moon lighting up the sky September 28 in Aries, the most
immature sign in the zodiac, things are definitely going to
get far more interesting. Keep your eye on Aries Russell
Crowe, Heath Ledger,
Mariah Carey and Robert Downey
Jr, who have been uncomfortably well behaved
of late! Posh Spice could also shock us!
Jupiter, the planet of opportunity is fueling its engines
getting ready to move out of pedantic Virgo and move into
Libra late September, so it’s vital that all Virgos make the
most of September, as Jupiter won’t be back until 2016.
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