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September 2006
Just what are the naughtiest star celebs in the zodiac getting up to this month?
Virgos…yes indeedy – Virgos are by far the naughtiest and most
outrageous celebs in the cosmos. Want proof? Just peruse the list below –
starting with the strangest person on planet earth…followed very closely
by a few more unusual ones…
- Michael Jackson
- Charlie Sheen
- Shane Warne
- Keanu Reeves
- Dave Chappelle
- Tim Burton
- Hugh Grant
- Pee Wee Herman
- Prince Harry
- Gene Simmons
- Jason Priestly
- Chad Michael Murray
- Elvis Costello
- Chris Tucker
- Richard Gere
- Dr Phil
- Harry Connick Jr
- Ludacris
- Moby
- Le Ann Rimes
- Claudia Schiffer
- Beyonce Knowles
- Salma Hayek
- Pink
- Ludacris
- Paul Walker
- Rachel Ward
- Fiona Apple
- Oliver Stone
- Marc Anthony
- Lance Armstrong
- Nicole Ritchie
- Liam Gallagher
- Faith Hill
- Shania Twain
- Lisa Ling
- Cameron Diaz
What is it about Virgos you ask? So do us astrologers! Pick up any book and
the usual mantra for a Virgo is fastidious, practical, analytical, smart and
meticulous, even anal. But what happened to many of the above celebs we don’t
know. But it sure sells gossip magazines (think NW the best damn gossip mag
in Australia). Michael Jackson has titillated us for
years, as has the antics of Charlie Sheen, Shane Warne, Hugh Grant
and lately, Nicole Ritchie, our fastest fading star (fading literally).
A lot of female Virgo celebs have definite ‘father issues’ –
including Nicole Ritchie, Beyonce Knowles & Le Ann Rimes.
Le Ann sued her father, Beyonce fired hers recently and Nicole obviously is
crying out for attention from someone – and her dad seems to be doing
everything he can to get her well again – as well as using her for his
fair share of publicity.
Let’s look at the planetary set up in September and check out what to
expect from our Virgo celebs and other non Virgo celebs.
Planetary play in September
Sun in Virgo through September 23, then moves into Libra
2 eclipses in September: sure to drive everyone crazy!!
Lunar eclipse in Pisces Friday September 8 @ 4.52
Solar eclipse in Virgo Friday September 22 @ 21.46
Communicator Mercury in Virgo through Sep 13, then in Libra through Oct 2
Vixen Venus in Leo through Sep 6, then Virgo through Sep 30
Energizer Mars in Virgo through Sep 8, then in Libra
Jupiter remains in Scorpio through late November 2006
Saturn remains in Leo through September 2007
What to expect from our celebrities in September…
The lunar eclipse in Pisces is sure to set a cat amongst the proverbial celebrity
pigeons Sep 8. It’s shining its light on Pisces – the 12th sign
of past karma and subconscious and the totally opposite sign to Virgo –
the 6th sign of health, well being and service to others. There is a solar eclipse
in Virgo Sep 22. So we deal with our demons from the past in the beginning of
the month and then rebuild on what’s left towards the end of the month.
So while celebrities’ relationships break down and they admit they need
help around the lunar eclipse, they seem to get their act together pretty quickly
by the time the solar eclipse comes around Sep 22. Plus with Mars and Mercury
in pacifying Libra during the latter part of the month, there are sure to be
couples who break up to make up this month. Great for the poor tabloids trying
to keep up with all of this!
Lunar eclipses bring closure with them. Many Virgos will end relationships
in September, sever ties that bind – we might well see the break up of
Hugh Grant and Aquarian Jemima Khan’s
relationship by the end of the month. Nicole Ritchie
needs help as discussed earlier and the Virgo solar eclipse Sep 22 is just the
time for her to finally get it – whatever it takes.
The ongoing marital problems between Virgo Ryan Phillippe
and his Aries wife Reese Witherspoon could come under
further scrutiny and we will see Lance Armstrong hook
up with someone totally unexpected and surprising.
Pisces celebs are also very much under the cosmic spotlight in September. Eva
Longoria has been quiet lately – what is she up to? Drew Barrymore
and her Gemini beau Fabrizio are still going strong
– or are they? We could see Lleyton Hewitt decide
to chuck in his tennis career in a moment of madness. As for the marriage between
Pisces Freddie Prinze Jr and Aries Sarah
Michelle Gellar, it’s a wonder its lasted this long. But
the stars predict trouble for many marriages and unions in September, with the
lunar and solar eclipses really sorting things out.
What about the recent announcement of Aries Kate Hudson
ending her marriage to Capricorn Chris Robinson? Not
a great match by any stretch – Aries are far too spontaneous and needy
for plodding, planning goats. But don’t be surprised if she attempts a
reconciliation for the time being. The news of the separation came very quickly
– out of left field really. She was in Oz a week before saying how happy
she was with Chris etc – I think she had an attack of Aries aggro and
bailed – following a brief and ardent affair with Owen Wilson.
However, if she has hooked up with Sag Owen Wilson, he’s a far better
match for her for sure. Both wild and fiery, they will have a great life together
if they do get together and make it work. But he’s been single for a long
time and the thought of taking on not only Kate but son Ryder as well might
be the thing that stops Owen from delving deeper. It took Brad Pitt a long time
to find his soul mate and to commit himself to Gemini Angelina 100% - let’s
hope that relationship lasts as the tabloids seem determined to suggest that
there is trouble brewing amongst the most photographed couple in history…just
about anyway!
If the new love affair between Cancer Richie
Sambora and Aquarian Denise Richards
is going to last, they have to get through September first.
The lunar eclipse is sure to test both of their resolve and
Charlie is sure to fire more vicious
arrows the way of his ex wife and their angry custody/divorce
proceedings. Virgo men can get angry when their wives leave
them and openly flaunt their new relationships in front of
them. While it’s okay for cricketer Shane
Warne to play up, I wonder how he would feel
if he saw Simone in a sex tape?
Shane is a very typical, over sexed Virgo man. Virgo men are
notorious for being insatiable – Gene Simmons
from KISS is another man who openly boasts about how many
women he’s bedded, as has Charlie Sheen. Hugh
Grant got caught with his pants down…literally
with a call girl - someone very different from Ms Hurley....
Ron Jeremy, the biggest male porn
star in the world right now is a Pisces – so we can’t
claim him as a Virgo and throw him in the rather tragic pot
that is Virgo males right now – you have to admit it’s
a bit of a shocking list…
As for the ladies, well they are a strong and defiant lot aren’t they?
Pink, Beyonce, Le Ann Rimes, Faith Hill, Cameron Diaz, Rachel Ward…not
a precious flower amongst them really. They know what they want and how to go
about getting it and you rarely if ever read anything about them failing or
messing up. Nicole Ritchie is probably the biggest worry on the female Virgo
radar right now and she is taking her health for granted – which is unusual
for Virgos.
So let’s see what unfolds in September – fall in the US, springtime
downunder…as usual Astrogirl will be on the cosmic case. Don’t forget
to check out my weekly column in NW magazine…and keep on top of the gossip
as well.
Cosmic Cheers and happy celebrity hunting,
Astrogirl XXX
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